Thursday, August 12, 2004 ;

gosh... today i took my 'o' level english oral exams. man.. i thought they'd set better questions than that. who knew..

when i started reading the stupid passage, it was okae.. at first. until i reached the line 'i have been a clown for ten years now'... SIGH..

but i was like, okae, that's not so bad.. at least i didnt see one.so yeah.. read read.. all about the hard and pathetic life of a clown. (haha sry shawn.. no offense to your fren).. i was like, see.. it never pays to be a clown.

then, when i turned over to look at the stupid picture, wonder of all wonders!!! :) didnt noe if i should have laughed or cried. (just fyi, i didnt do any of those two things) oh my hat. when i turned the page, there was this super horrible freaky clown staring right in my face. like hello!! is cambridge stupid or wad? nothing better to set? why of all things must set on clowns?? oh man.. the worst set of oral questions ever. -doosh-

my immediate reaction was to flip the page over again so that i wudnt be looking at the stupid clown. haha got a weird stare from the time-keeper.. -_-'' so i was like, sheesh.. act natural! act atural! ya but too bad i already caught his attention.. and for the rest of the time i was sitting there he kept giving me weird glances. *sigh*

however, it then dawned on me that if i didnt look at the stupid picture with the stupid clown, i wudnt be able to plan my answer.. *sigh* so what to do.. i had no choice but to face that ass-clown for the next ten minutes.. (haha if ur wondering whether ass-clown is the clown or the time-keeper, i'd say its both) =D

anyways.. back to my point. the stupid clown.. he didnt even look like he was enjoying himself. so i said he looked bored and whatever, substantiating my answers, the like.. talked so much crap.. haha i didnt give the examiners a chance to speak! haha think the examiners got sick and tired of hearing about clowns, so we moved on to conversation.

by the way, my examiners.. gosh. it was quite hilarious, come to think of it. the woman looked as if the whole world owed her a living while the man(woman.. it?) was so gay. i mean, try imaginig this skinny guy sitting cross legged(i mean like the girls kind of cross leg).. then with his hands on his knees. *puke*

ya anyways.. where was i~ ya.. so we moved on to converesation. 'take for example you were a teacher. do you think this job would make you bored?' so i went blah-ing away.. blah blah.. then they were like, smile abit at certain points..

then next question. 'what job, other than teaching, would you enjoy and not get bored with?' so like at that very instant i forgot how to say the word veterinarian.. -_-'' so i was like, 'erm.. ZOO-KEEPER!' cos cannot pause too long to think mah.. so must faster say.. then those two people laugh at me. i wanted to box them.

yeah.. then the next question was to tell them 'about a funny show or movie or scene that happened recently..' -deesh- okae... so like, the word funny was running thru my brain..

.... funny.... funny.... funny...

then for some strange reason the words 'fifty first dates' popped into my mind.. so i started rattling on about fifty first dates. describing the parts which i thot were funny and why.. then the two of them were laughing too. haha yeah i know... favour.. haha..

gosh.. i just know that i talked so much. like before the thingy started i wanted to pee, but after i came out of the exam room my mouth was so dry and i felt so dehydrated.. gosh.. haha to think i was even nervous before i stepped into the exam room. haha who knew i could talk so much. =D hee..

so yeah.. it wasnt that bad lah.. at least i wasnt shaking like a leaf like during chinese.. haha that one really grace grace man. :)

haha yeah anyways... hey erm.. wads ur name? haha sorry.. gobblogblog.. haha yeah harlow.. :) oopx.. really hope you dont mind me publicising your bloggie like that. :P but its a good thing you know.. :) then you can make more frens from S'pore! hee.. then next time if you come over for holiday we can give you free tours or something. :) haha... and you can come visit our church!

New Creation Church. its at Suntec City. level 4 above Carrefour. there are four services you know.. 9am, 11.15am, 2pm and 4.15pm. :)

anyways... haha think i've crapped enuf. my sole purpose of entering this entry was actually to complain about the clown thingy. haha but its ok. at least i got it over and done with. :)

ok then.. i gtg now. blog again soon! btw, i dont think i rmb wad i was supposed to say from the last blog.. but oh wells.. its ok lah. dont think it was THAT important. :)

soaring above mountains of defeat,
~BOK~

p/s:to those who have not taken the orals.. trust me. the last thing you want to do is to panic. please, for the sake of all man-kind, stay calm.. breathe. you have to breathe. (inhale exhale..) yes. and think out of the box yes, but dont go out of point. and do NOT box the examiners. i'm really serious about this one. i repeat, do NOT box the examiners. even if they yawn in your face..(dont worry sheena. its okae..)

ok i really should go if not i'll just keep going on and on.. haha dont know why for some strange reason i seem to be feeling so high now. cant stop talking! haha.. must be the ribena.

-doosh-

yupx.. everything's cool one. so just relax. and i know we're getting back results tmw. chill yah. :) its coming tmw, nothing we can do about it already except pray. so just relax and laugh at the pple auditioning for S'pore Idol. :) this will all be over soon and the sec4s will be havibg a blast. =D okae then..

man i just cant seem to stop lah. haha.. quite irritating but what to do. i just have to let go.

man i just rmbed something! i want to complain about TransIsland bus service! its really horrible. i'm particularly talking about bus number 187. gosh.. sometimes can even wait for hafl an hour! its exasperating! *tsk* cant stand it.. and their bus always leaks when ti rains.. man that one is really highly irritating.

hee i think i really should go.. and study! haha.. talk too much crap already. now i just want to laugh at those pple who have ~SUCH COURAGE~ to go audition and do dumb stuff on S'pore Idol. haha.. i support banana man!! =D kae then.. i'm off!

pressed but not crushed,
~BOK~

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